If you Love her and you know it STOMP HER FOOT!
Judaism, Just 4 Fun, Jewish culture April 12th, 2007The title of this post may be sung to the tune of “If Your Happy & You Know It.”
Watch out Tamara, I’ve been reading up on stuff!
The following is from a post entitled “My Shul is Being Taken Over by the Lubavitcher Talibanistim” . I found it via Wolfish Musings.
This may or may not be a joke I have absolutely no idea.
At that point, Rabbi E. carefully checked if any women were present ( there weren’t) and then gave a whole big drasha on… the halacha of stomping on your bride’s foot under the chuppah right after the glass is broken. According to Rabbi E., this is an extremely important halacha (yes, he used that term) because right away the man needs to show his bride who is the boss, who is the mashpia and who will be the mekabel in this relationship. Apparently, there is a machlokes about whether this is allowed when the bride is niddah and so some people have stopped following this rule altogether, but this is a terrible mistake and Rabbi E. is hoping to correct it. He is, in fact, teaching his sons the correct way to behave under the chuppah and he hopes that his audience will take this message to heart and teach their own boys the proper way to start off their marriages as well.
Hey didn’t I mention in my last post that I thought Chabad was sexist?
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April 14th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
And I thought only Sephardim beat their wives…
j/k
April 14th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
LOL Jacob that was brutal.
April 14th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
I’m Sephardic and my wife is Ashkenazi so we got alot of those kinda jokes when we got married.